RELIGIOUS SATIRICAL POETRY: “A Worshipper in Georgia Prepares for Church” / The Nation / Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet

A Worshipper in Georgia Prepares for Church

I’m almost dressed in Sunday best.
I’ve got my Bible. But I’m stressed:
It’s getting late. It’s nine o’clock.
Has anybody seen my Glock?

h/t: The Nation

BIBLICAL MORALITY: “Wrong, Evil and Unnatural”

Biblical Moralityh/t: We Fucking Love Atheism

CHRISTIAN MALEVOLENCE: “Dear Arizona,”

Dear Arizona,h/t: Teabonics