LGBT Community Mockingly Apologizes for Ruining [Roman Catholic Republican] Rep. Amy Koch’s Marriage

After the anti-gay-marriage advocate [Roman Catholic Republican] Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch resigned (she cheated on her husband with a Senate staffer), the LGBT community of Minnesota apologized to [Roman Catholic Republican] Koch for threatening her “traditional marriage” and pushing her towards an “illicit affair with her staffer. . . “

Forgive us.  As you know, we are not church-going people, so we are unable to fully appreciate that “gay marriage” is incompatible with Christian values, despite the fact that those values carry a biblical tradition of adultery such as yours.  We applaud you for keeping that tradition going.

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3 thoughts on “LGBT Community Mockingly Apologizes for Ruining [Roman Catholic Republican] Rep. Amy Koch’s Marriage

  1. Catholics,
    dontcha just luv ’em eh?
    I knew a devout Catholic bloke who cheated on his wife and kids 3 times, mind you he said it was ok. because he always wore a condom, so it didn’t really count as sex!
    Fair play to him, I married his ex-wife and she is great, the kids (now grown-up) are brilliant well adjusted human beings. He has nothing,
    SHAME!

    • So in Catholiclandia it is acceptable to cheat on one’s spouse as long as one wears a condom because that really doesn’t count as sex; however, it is unacceptable in Africa to use condoms to prevent the spreading of AIDS because the use of condoms is somehow akin to abortion. Does that just about cover it?

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