Positive Economic Sign / Reactionaries Starting to Say Obama Wasn’t Born in US Again

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In what some experts are calling a strong indicator of improvement in the economy, Republicans in recent weeks have begun renewing their claims that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States.

While most economists agree that any significant improvement in the US economy is generally accompanied by an uptick in GOP questions about Mr. Obama’s place of birth, there is now an econometric tool for measuring the increase in those claims: the so-called S & P Birther Index.

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Source: Mano Singham 

Cure for Christianity ’round the corner’ say researchers

Christianity may soon be a thing of the past say researchers at Oxford University. ‘We may have found a cure for the condition,’ said Professor James Cross of Exeter College. ‘It could soon be as rare as polio.’

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Rick Santorum Made Entirely of Gay Porn

Yes, the homosexuals at the embarrassingly-titled blog Unicorn Booty are showcasing this modern work of art that uses stills from gay porn movies to make an effigy of Santorum that will make him so angry he might spit the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. Actually, it probably won’t do that, but it’s fun to see a man who hates gay people and porn (and just about everything else that is fun and decent in modern American society) with his nose made out of an anal sex scene. Yes, fun indeed. Here’s the full version if you want to see all the balls up close.

Source: gawker.com