RELIGIOUS SATIRICAL POETRY: “A Worshipper in Georgia Prepares for Church” / The Nation / Calvin Trillin, Deadline Poet

A Worshipper in Georgia Prepares for Church

I’m almost dressed in Sunday best.
I’ve got my Bible. But I’m stressed:
It’s getting late. It’s nine o’clock.
Has anybody seen my Glock?

h/t: The Nation

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