Just when I ain’t think he could possibly be shittier, Trump sucker punches the trans community completely out of nowhere. Meanwhile everything else still sucks. But I love yall.

We done screwed the pooch with this Paris Climate shit yall. I would say Trump’s fiddlin while the world burns but it ain’t no way he can work a fiddle with those stupid tiny baby hands. Anyway we all gone die. Love ye.

It’s a new scandal seemingly every damn day and a lot of people are just sorta fine with that and I’m losing my god damn mind.

Are yall seein this shit man?!

Trump tryin to start like 8 wars at once because why the hell not I mean it ain’t like they’s anything else goin on.

Comin to ye all the way from Cali-damn-fornia, this ban on (some) Muslims has got my red just smooth up, y’all.

I hit the porch one last time (THIS porch; I ain’t quittin, just movin) to pour one out (into my mouth) for the best president to ever shit between two Jordans.