“Lord, I have a problem.”

“What’s the problem, Eve?”

“I’m bored. I know that you provided me with this beautiful garden, and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”

“And why is that Eve?”

“Lord, I think I’m lonely, and I’m sick to death of apples.”

“Well, Eve, in that case, I shall create a man for you.”

“What’s a man, Lord?”

“A flawed creature, to be sure. He will have many bad traits: he’ll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. And he’ll be bigger, faster. But he will will like to hunt and kill things for you to eat along with the veggies I’ve provided. And I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs – sometimes. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking and throwing balls about – sometimes using sticks. He won’t be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.”

“Sounds OK, I guess” says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows.

“Well, you can have one then, but only on one condition.”

“And what’s that Lord?”

“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring . . . so you’ll have to let him believe that I made him before you. And that will have to stay our little secret — woman to woman.”

Source: The Atheism News Magazine